So I was talking to my sister yesterday and asked her to tell me the most recent funny story about my God son Evan. He is always doing and saying something hilarious. Evan is an intelligent and creative 7 year old (I know, I’m biased, but seriously, he is). Cheri tells me on Halloween night when they were trick-or-treating Evan went into a neighbor’s ‘haunted’ house. After exiting he expressed his anxiety by saying: “Well, I vowed never to go into one of those again and there I went ahead and did it anyway.” Vowed. Ha!
Still amazes me a 7 year old has this kind of vocabulary.
Contrast that against last night’s episode of The Amazing Race, where contestants had to find a candelabra with a special number on it and then hunt down the corresponding door marked with that number. One of the players (a 30-something guy) was completely confused and had no idea what a “candle bra” was, going so far as to ask someone in the room if he was a “candle bra.” Of course, ultimately his team came in last place. In my opinion, a well-deserved placing.
Am I being elitist?
You see, when I was a child, my mother read to us from the classics: Treasure Island, Peter Pan, Call of the Wild. To this day I am thrilled when I read Jane Austin. Her dialogue and descriptive narrative are a challenge to read, yet ultimately satisfying because of her wit and command of language. She is arguably one of the greatest English writers in history.
Watch practically anyone on TV and they can barely speak, and forget sports figures (presumably college graduates) who can barely grunt, let alone form grammatically correct and sensible sentences.
Sounding intelligent. When did that become something to which few aspire? Even still, something to ridicule as is often the case?
I don’t know. But thankfully, we have a new generation like Evan who speak creatively and sensibly. And whether or not their vocabulary is extensive, at least it’s expressive and cause for a smile. And by the way, to my friend from the Amazing Race, a candelabra is used to illuminate one’s way, much as a book illuminates another kind of way … the path to intelligence.