I Bitz and Got the Bait and Switch

Come on in, the water's misleading
So I’ve been seeing these commercials for Orbitz with their offer “if you buy a ticket from us we will charge you no booking fees and guarantee your price so that if someone else books a ticket cheaper than yours we will refund you the difference.” Fine. Sounds like a deal. Yeah right. It’s a deal all right. Should’ve known there is a catch. See, what they don’t tell you is that when you supposedly choose seats, Orbitz does not send that information over to the airlines. It’s a ruse.
Yesterday, being a thorough and organized travel (or so I thought), I checked to see if the tickets I purchased last month were selling for less. No. Ok. So then I checked our seating assignments on the Northwest airlines site and found that I could not choose our seats even though we had secured seat assignments over a month ago. So I called Northwest Airlines site directly. I found that I did not have a seat assignment on the flight but my traveling companion did. I tried to choose a site but the only seat that I could get was at the back of the plane in the center.
I discovered that when you choose a seat on Orbitz that they do not even send that information over to Northwest. Orbitz purchases tickets in bulk and only pretends to offer you the opportunity to choose your seat. What they don’t tell you is that you may not even be confirmed on the flight. Unless they tell you in the small print somewhere, I don’t remember seeing anything about that. And Northwest? Refuses to do anything to help. Period. Airline policy. Whatever.
So, I called Orbitz and spoke to a lovely woman in India whose command of the English language was, well lets say interesting. Nothing she could do. Then after much gnashing of teeth on my end she claimed that she was able to seat us together in 9A and 9B. So, I went to the Northwest site, and again, only one seat confirmed the other with no assignment at all. Did she lie to me?
We called again and got a gentleman with better English and much compassion but no seat assignment. We were told that the airline might be able to assign our seats together at the gate. If we are one of the 30 or so passengers to arrive at the gate first.
Our lesson. I find it crazy that with airlines and air travel in the tank that 1) Orbitz would mislead customers and 2) that Northwest would offer such crappy service. Even though I was told by the NWA agent Northwest controls 70% of the seating arrangements online or over the phone I would still have to go to the airport no more than 24 hours before the flight in order to confirm a seat assignment. So much for hanging on to customers and encouraging Americans to travel again. So, the bottom line: 1) no seat assignment or confirmed seat as of today, 2) $35 in handling fees for 2 checked bags and 3) If I’m lucky, one of us gets to sit at the back of the plane between two strangers. Am I being unreasonably picky? Our tickets are just under a thousand dollars round trip. I don’t think so. Is it unreasonable to want to sit together when the chief part of the travel experience is to enjoy the exploration together?
What do you think?


